Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration.
Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the population. Some IQ tests are arbitrary at best so Mensa has come up with a general knowledge test that can be applied to the public as a whole. The criteria for being let into Mensa is beating 98 percent of the population in that test.
So why Tara Reid as a new member? Mensa wants to blow out their stogy image with some new blood. They've been watching Tara on film and television and almost let Tara in during her short lived show, Taradise.
When Mensa members watched Taradise they were convinced 98 percent of the population couldn't do that.
Mensa contends, Anyone that can maintain a television show under the circumstances Tara did must be some sort of genius. We hesitated to admit her then but when we saw the count down at New Years we were sold.
39, 38, 37, 42, 41, 39, 10, 19, 18 happy new years!
Tony Saprano, admissions dean stated, Tara appears to be air headed, almost vacuous but on closer inspection there's something deeper going on there. How could someone screw things up so bad and still maintain steady employment? We're baffled by her illusive genus so we're admitting her so we can learn from her.
Tara was still sleeping off her New Year genius and was unconscious for comment
Tara's brilliant count down blunder:
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 3 2007