Written by Andrew PK Yap
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Topics: Britney Spears

Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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While hosting a New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas, Britney fell asleep. One minute she was dancing and the next she fell onto the floor fast asleep.

Her publicist insists that she did not seek medical help after they whisked her away from the event.

"She was just sleeping," he said. "People fall asleep while they are dancing all the time," he insisted.

We have news now that the doctor that did not see her in the hospital she did not go to says she suffers from Narcolepsy.

"Based on the blood test that I did not do, I can confirm the Britney suffers from Narcolepsy. I can confirm that people that suffers from this disease fall asleep uncontrollably. It explains everything" he said. "People that suffers from Narcolepsy routinely forgets simple things like wearing underwear."

"They are so sleepy all the time," he explains.

Disclosure: The writer, Andrew PK Yap stalks Britney.

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