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Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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It'd give me nightmares!

It is feared, that Britney Spears may be suffering from trypanosomiasis a deadly diseases which include sleeping sickness in people. This was confirmed after Spears was found sleeping in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year's Eve countdown by about one o'clock. She was rushed to a hospital where doctors concluded after her tests resulted positive with trypanosomiasis, which is commonly called sleeping sickness - a disease transmitted by the African Tsetse fly.

Research is already underway by the Integrated Pest Management of Nevada to determine the reasons why a tsetse fly from Africa would infect Britney Spears in America. It is common knowledge though that in cases where the victim is without underwear garments as is commonly practiced in deep rural tropical humid regions of Africa; the tsetse fly can be a very deadly pest.

Britney Spears is the first American in history to be infected by an immigrating African tsetse fly on the North American continent.

Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday, "She was not drunk". Rudolph also denied reports on gossip columns and Web sites that are circulating Britney Spears is finally appearing to be acting like a new mom, "She was just tired and falling asleep", he said.

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