Written by Duff
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Topics: Dentists

Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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Tooth fairy may well call at writer's house tonight

Writer for The Spoof, Duff, is today facing one of his biggest fears when he goes to the dentist to have his teeth done.

Matters came to a head, when over the New Year period the writer was said to be in "desperate state" with pain from a tooth that he bottled out of having extracted some months ago.

Duff's long suffering wife told him:

"For god's sake stop bloody moaning and go and get the flamin' thing pulled you big girl. I don't know! Bloody men. They should try having kids!"

It's understood the humourist will only go on condition that he is given an 'I was a brave boy at the dentist' Postman Pat sticker and maybe a new CD from his wife for being such a big brave lad.

It is thought that the tooth fairy may well make a visit to Duff's house tonight

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