Written by Pointer
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Topics: New Year

Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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Kissing the old year out...

A New, New Year's celebration spontaneously appeared this year all over the new west as an alternative to watching the ole, hackneyed Times Square ball do its droll descent. Pointer and countless other New Westies thought in honor of 3,000 dead American soldiers, the countless gallons of Iraqi blood on the hands of the decent Bush family and the defeat of tyrants, not to mention the 1st day of the Hajj commemorating Abraham's slaughter of the ram caught in the thicket instead of his only son Isaac (Always seek a second opinion) that they would mark the Ano nuevo by watching Saddam Hussein drop.


Somehow the old Chrysler building shiny ball did seem more festive in retrospect and yet here in the new west, not so different from the old one, there's nothin' like a good hangin' to ring in the New Year

May 2007 bring the Bushes before the the World court tried with crimes against humanity. Maybe next New Year 's Eve we can celebrate by watching the downfall of the most murderous of Post WWII American Presidents.

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