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Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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Stepford Wives...Wish I had one

Hollywood - Laura Bush will be appearing on the Hit TV show "Stepford Wives". A spokesperson for the show says Laura has been groomed for this part all her life and this type of acting will come perfectly natural to her.

When asked about what he thought about Laura's upcoming role on the show husband George said, "freedom is on the march and its real hard being President all the time and that he had never had sexual relations with that Laura woman... and he denied looking exactly like a perfect twin of serial killer Ted Bundy as shown in the photograph on celebrity morgue dot com. He even tried to be funny by saying that you can't spell quagmire without Iraq all the while smirking and making sniffing noises. He whispered that he hoped no one noticed the juxtaposition of the images of him holding hands with Saudi men while risking his life to attend the dead Saudi King's funeral along with Dick Cheney... next to the image of him not attending the 3,000 funerals of any American soldiers.

It was all so unclear and confusing so I said , "well all righty then Mr. President, thanks for your input and best of luck to Laura on her acting career."

The president replied that now that Saddam was dead that those Iraqis would never fly planes into any of our buildings ever again.... and he could still be heard babbling away as he headed towards the helicopter that would take him on his way back to his office where he works so hard everyday to keep us all safe.

He was fumbling around with a little black box with a big red button on it. On his face was the bewildered look of a deer caught in the head lights.

Its a good thing that all we have to fear is fear itself.

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