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Saturday, 23 December 2006

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The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself

The anticipated virgin birth of a Komodo dragon lizard at Chester Zoo in England may be a hoax, if accusation currently pointing over across the Atlantic are to be proved. And as if Eddie Murphy has not got enough problems already, in a bizarre turn of events, he has been named as the possible father of the unborn dragon.

It is a fact that Komodo dragons reproduce asexually in a process known as parthenogenesis, but Flora's so called "virginal conception" has come into question after Zoo officials had noted unusual lengthy visitations between Mr Eddie Murphy and Flora in the past six months.

Eddie Murphy received a lot of popularity playing the role of Donkey in the Shrek movies whose character falls in love with a fire breathing dragon.

Murphy has vehemently denied to be the father of the unborn dragon and has insisted for a DNA test.

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