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Topics: Movies, Donald Trump

Friday, 22 December 2006

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Dom Deluise will eat several children, grunt a lot and then get hit by a bus

In a stunning revelation today, Donald Trump, the billionaire real-estate mogul and sometimes reality show star told reporters today that he will be producing and directing a sequel to the popular movie A League of Their Own. The original film starred Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell. The odd sequel it seems, will go in a "different direction".

"The film will pick up after the last game of the season in the first film. Almost all of the cast members will be returning for the film. It will follow the career of one of the players, 'Doris Murphy', originally played by Rosie O'Donnell, or as I like to call her 'My fat little Rosie'. I have re-cast the part to be played by Dom Deluise who will eat several children, grunt a lot and then get hit by a bus. As soon as that's over, he will get sued by the bus passengers who were hurt in the wreck and the baseball league will tell him 'You're Fired' soon after." Said Trump.

The film is expected to lose money, however Mr. Trump will be making it anyways.

Rosie O'Donnell, on the set of "The View" said, "Give me another Twinkie!"

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