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Wednesday, 3 December 2003

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Dr Who's shiny new TARDIS, illegally parked

Doctor Who, famous Time Lord and owner of 300 Millets scarves, revealed his newest form of transport today, using a shiny brand-spanking-new TARDIS device.

According to the good Doctor, the old blue Police box design was 'a bit naff' and didn't feature air conditioning or a twelve CD interchanger like his new model.

Dr Who said, "The old TARDIS just wasn't up to scratch. It failed its last MOT and I think it was just a write-off. The new model is great, I especially like the fact that its shiny. I get a few glaring looks from traffic wardens, but that's just jelousy."

The new TARDIS is available for £10995 with one years free insurance, 0% interest-free credit and has twin airbags, 12 CD interchanger, leather seats and air con. It can also transcend space and time, reaching into the depths of the galaxy.
Its still not exempt from London's congestion charges though.

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