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Friday, 22 December 2006

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Harry Potter and the Long Thin Salami

Economists are scratching their heads after their Blackberries told them that total revenue generated from "Harry Potter" sales exceeds ALL available money in the country including the 1.7 trillion, tick, 1.70025 already spent toppling Saddam's statue, painting everybody's thumb purple and frothing the Iraqi natives into an NBA style improvised explosive device type playoff frenzy rage.

Harry Potter, boy wizard, revealed the title of his latest billion seller at the website http://www.chu_ching.com. Detroit Potter fan Lincoln Holmes, the lad who first decoded the online puzzle and discovered the book's title told Anderson Cooper,

"I beat that magic Hangman game right after I found enough magic Jelly Beans to open the magic door where the magic Field Mice challenged me to a magic game of magic Hangman."

JiVe Magazine reports that even the anti-Religious Right pundits like O'Reilly, Limbaugh and Satan himself can see an evolving pattern where the "Harry Potter reading" youth of today could grow up believing that a magic wand can cure all life's ills. Kind of not unlike the president and his magic Iraqi wand which he keeps trying to wave in the right direction attempting to stay the course, free the Arab world and force Bin Laden and his camel to turn themselves in to a night clerk at the nearest Tiger Mart.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .. filming's begun, the Pope's been notified, God too, dolls are on the assembly line and Nintendo Wii software developers have already begun beta testing the first 3 levels of the game in Beta test mode .. and the BOOK'S not even written yet.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is due out 1'st quarter of whenever. If you need a more specific "Stand in Line at Walmart" date, ask the magic Harry Potter jelly beans.

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