Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston have come together in an act of, "forgive and forget". Could turn out to be Brad Pitts' worst nightmare.
Aniston broke the ice between the two offering to meet with Jolie showing there were no hard feelings for the break up between her and Brad Pitt.
They set a time and met at a neutral, secluded Hollywood watering hole.
After spending quite a bit of time together and a few cocktails Jennifer realized why Brad was so smitten with Angelina. "She is totally irresistible", giggled Jennifer.
Angelina felt the same way about Jennifer, "she's so cute you just want to squeeze her chubby little cheeks", she was overheard saying.
The two found each other so magnetically irresistible they couldn't help but tear into each other publicly like rabid dogs in heat.
"At first everyone thought it was a catfight, said the club bartender, female parts were flying everywhere, then I realized they were in the throws of passion".
Common knowledge dictates it's impossible for two irresistible forces to come within proximity of each other. Scientifically it's like matter and anti matter colliding - BANG! - The overwhelming cuteness just explodes spontaneously.
Last seen Aniston and Jolie were chartering a jet headed to Tahiti for an undisclosed amount of time
When contacted, Brad Pitt was unavailable for comment, a spokeswoman stated, "he's frantically looking for his passport and camcorder".
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 20 2006