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Saturday, 21 October 2017

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Desperate Eastern Europeans only sex toy before massive sex- toy robbery in Berlin!

Importers of sex-toys 'flashing' their wares at an erotic exhibition in Berlin, Germany, got the shock of their lives after going into another tent for a 'quickie' and coming back to find their tent empty!

A bunch of horny thieves nicked the 'hot gear' and done a runner without anybody noticing because all the visitors were either too busy trying out all the other gadgets or being mesmerized by near naked couples trying the stuff out!

The Brit owners of thousands of bucks worth of dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, leather whips, pink handcuffs, etc, were dumbfounded at the sight of seeing their tent empty and called the local police, who were more interested in other products on offer, but promised the owners they would search for a lorry load of sex-toys heading towards Britain!

A large white van was last seen speeding towards Calais and stopped by sex-starved French Gendarmerie who confiscated the load to distribute among colleagues! The driver, a Bulgarian transvestite, and his colleagues, when asked where the hell they were heading to gave the following answer:

"Qui, qui, we nicked the gear in Berlin, and were heading towards the refugee camp so our countrymen / women can at least enjoy a bit of kinky sex before attempting to hide in a lorry heading for the UK! After all they hate us and voted for Brexit so we are voting to SEXIT because it aint much fun living in a filthy tent waiting to ejaculate!"

He meant, "evacuate!" Sorry, pigeon English is rife among Eastern Europeans!

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