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Saturday, 21 October 2017

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Los Angeles, CA/strong] Network officials announced that the popular cartoon character of 40 years ago, Fat Albert, will be returning to the small screen.

In his previous incarnations, Fat Albert was mainly just an obese, untidy, ill-mannered buffoon, but in the new cartoons, he is more of a bully, sexual predator, and stalker of girls younger than him.

This is a change for Fat Albert, who has never been the outright villain of a cartoon. Usually Fat Albert is more of a pest, or the object of jest.

In the first episode of the new series, Fat Albert makes some "Spanish Fly" with his chemistry set and puts it in Margene's Kool-Aid. Instead of making her amorous, it makes her fall asleep.

While she is asleep, Fat Albert and Old Weird Harold undress her and take pictures of her in compromising postions with each other. Later, when Margene finds out and threatens to notify the authorities, Fat Albert threatens to put the pictures on Facebook.

Margene manages to call 911 and Fat Albert is unfortunatley was taken off in chains.

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