Written by Buck E Filbert

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Tuesday, 19 December 2006

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Sound too good to be true?

A rumor has surfaced that Christina Aguilera has a lesbian sex tape hidden in her closet. Sex kitten, Christina was taped having a trist with a Penthouse playmate in a swanky Las Vegas hotel room. The tape was recorded by a male groupie Christina picked out of the audience as her sex slave at a recent casino appearance.

It seems this is a regular practice for the pop princess to just pick attractive audience members to quench her insatiable sexual desires. Much in the tradition of Aerosmith or the Rolling Stones sexual exploits.

Sound too good to be true?

This is what her publicity team would have you think. It seems Christina has been miffed by all the publicity Britney Spears' supposed sex tape has garnered so she set her publicity team to work to top that outrageous situation.

It seems the best way to generate a landslide of publicity is to rumor a sex tape, have someone make a, "could be her", video snippet, leak it on the net, then let human nature take its course.

A source from the Aguilera team didn't feel right about leading the public down the primrose path and has come forward to nip this in the bud before it gets out and becomes an avalanche of misinformation.

The man Aguilera tortured that night has come forward to say the tape does not exsist nor will it ever.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 20 2006

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