Scientists are claiming that the televisual treat of Dr Foster is not living up to the high expectations provided by the rhyme.
Oscar Barrington Smythe said; 'This television documentary about the toxic fall out of a marriage still has not featured either Gloucester, a shower of rain, or a puddle. We at the Gloucester tourist association, and weather societies feel that the BBC is not living up to its promises. We do not pay our Television licenses merely to be entertained by relationships becoming toxic. We have our own marriages for that'
Mr Barrington Smythe is single, and has a blog that no-one ever reads.