Written by President Bush
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Topics: Donald Trump

Sunday, 17 December 2006

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He ain't pleased with YOU

YOU, Time Person of the Year might as well give up now and drink the poison Kool-Aid because the Donald (Donald Trump) is not pleased with YOU at all. Trump in fact after discovering that YOU were named Time Magazine's person of the year reportedly attempted to fire everybody in America whether they worked for him or not.

Donald Rumsfeld, quite amused at Trump's ramblings commented,

"I've been fired once, what? Is Trump going to fire me again Ha Ha ... He can't do that can he?". Apparently Trump can after inside sources report Rumsfeld getting a pink slip in the mail from none other than Donald Trump himself.

"Most people are complete idiots" Trump points out in his upcoming book, "Most People are Complete Idiots". Trump, known for his lack of patience with even God was asked by Larry King,

KING: Why Donald are you not pleased with anyone?

TRUMP: I'm not quite pleased with you even Larry for asking me that question.

Trump then stormed off the set leaving Larry King to try and fill air time by interviewing himself, that in itself a ratings killer right there.

Dr Laura, herself fired by Trump even though she doesn't work for him explained,

"Trump hates everyone. He'd kill us all if it was legal. Do not however take it personally that Donald is not pleased with you. Simply shrug it off and realize that YOU are a wonderful gifted being with much to offer the world. Unless the Donald fires you. I can't BELIEVE he let me go."

Time Magazine itself is not pleased that Donald Trump is not pleased with their choice for person of the year. Donald Trump is not pleased that Time Magazine is not pleased. Couple all that with the fact that nobody is pleased with Donald Trump who's not pleased with us and it's a wonder that the Earth still spins on it's axis, an axis whose very tilt the Donald is of course not pleased with.

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