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Saturday, 16 December 2006

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Trump has threatened to strip the 20-year-old stunner

Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA.

The threat comes after he accused the torrid beauty from Wacko, Texas of hiding something from him after she turned down what her attorney has called horrid subliminal suggestions sent anonymously to her cell phone.

These may have been about intimate stimulant preferences such as very large sums of cash, condominiums in West Palm Beach and glamour industry movie contracts.

The row has now escalated with Trump accusing the 20-year-old stunner of deliberately provoking him into a state of buffoonery after entertainment industry colleagues sided with the beauty queen and published video footage of the sexagenarian's peeping tom activities in Ms USA's bathroom.

These show him purple-faced behind a remote-controlled camera as the pageant winner goes about her normal daily routine while whistling that all-time hit by The Police 'Every Breath You Take'.

No bets on who is likely to win this one.

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