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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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A married couple from Bilston in the West Midlands have been at the centre of a sensational sex scandal. The couple, both aged 39, have been sharing the same bed and 'making love' for 15 years!

Darren and Lisa Gregson have admitted that they have been 'totally monogamous' throughout their marraige, being '100% faithful' to one another.

Darren, an insurance clerk, revealed that he regularly 'buys flowers' for his wife and 'tells her he loves her'. Mrs Gregson says the revelations around their bizarre lovelife will come as a shock to many of their friends, but she remains defiant and defends her actions. 'I am not ashamed of what we do in private. It's a 'lifestyle' thing which works for us both. I love Darren and have had 2 children with him'.

The couple, who did not wish to be pictured, regularly hold hands in public, kiss and take out newspaper dedications on each others birthdays.

A neighbour said 'This sort of thing is beyond me! Our children have to witness this behaviour. In this day and age what sort of example is it setting for them?'

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