Washington DC. - Britney Spears vagina had it's day in court. Superior Court Judge Seth Hardwood presided over the controversial issue of whether a body part can be emancipated from it's body.
His decision sided with Carolina the vagina, the stage name Britney's vagina has taken, it seems, said Hardwood, Carolina the vagina has been exploited by Ms Spears for the purpose of personnel gain. This behavior can't be tolerated in today's society.
As explained in an earlier report ("Britney Spears' Vagina Sues for Emancipation", 8th December), Britney's vagina filed a suit citing cruel and unusual punishment. unwelcome public recognition, and over use.
The case is the first of it's kind in any court room anywhere. Spears' defense team finds the Judges decision ridicules and has appealed the court finding.
Carolina has found Hollywood ready for her. She already has bookings on Jay Leno and Conan along with many mall appearances. She's also secured representation with CAA one of Hollywood's most powerful talent agencies.
It turns out to be a case of, abuse it and loose it.
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For Buck E Filbert's Video Report
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 14 2006