Once upon a time German male holidaymakers took the biscuit in showing off their mega-beer-bellied, sausage gorging fatties proudly patrolling the beaches, swimming pools and other near naked holiday places.
It seems that ranking has now been taken over by Brits as one tabloid reporter shamefully admitted whilst on holiday in Turkey.
"Yes it was quite a disappointment," he said, after German dominance had at last given in to British obesity. In fact, he also mentioned Russian fatties devouring everything on the breakfast buffet before other nations even thought about rolling out of bed, but they seemed to be more active in their nocturnal habits? Lifting liters and liters of Turkish beer can burn many calories and Russians seem to have more dosh than pound ridden Brits do these days. And we do not even want to talk about mega-calorie burning sex! They're sexual fucking nutters, at least twice a day and Brits tend to be slightly more conservative above a certain age, they prefer it long and kinky!
Thankfully, Brits are still trailing fatty "Numero Uno" nation, the USA, by a Michelin ring or two. However, they are hoping to catch the world champions soon after Brexit because healthy European diets will become too expensive and Brits will be forced to revert to a strict British diet of;
Fish and fatty chips, cheese filled non-Italian pizzas, buckets of starchy crisps, stodgy Christmas puddings, mars bars and other snacks, bread or treacle pudding; and to top it all off a daily visit to the USA's fav exports, McDonalds, Burgerking and KFC!
"We are the champions" they will be singing once again, and we beat the Germans at last!