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Friday, 14 April 2017

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Should we really believe all the hot air that spews out of our hero's mouths?

John Cleese swore he would never work for the BEEB again in public and has now accepted a job playing the role of A Fish called Wanda in a new BBC sitcom called "In a Python's Belly!"

Like many other public figures before him, Cleese, has joined a huge list of celebs & politicians who were forced to "eat their words" and here are some of them:

Whoopi Goldberg said; "If Trump wins the election I'll leave the US!" Whoopi was last seen whooping it up in a NY Convent dressed as an undercover Nun and hoping nobody spots her!

Daniel Craig better known as Bond swore he would never play Bond again! Daniel was spotted in Saville Row being fitted out for his new Dinner Suit to be worn in guess what? His latest Bond film! Sean Connery also swore never to play Bond until his knees weakened at the sight of Grace Jones playing the evil one!

Charlie Chaplin said once; "even if Jesus was running the US he would never return there!" He was later spotted at the Academy Awards in Hollywood without his Hitler moustache!

Bill Clinton swore on oath that he did not have sex with that woman? He later said, " the sex was awful but she can certainly give head!"

Hillary Clinton told Bill to "FUCK OFF!" As far as the world knows they are still married?

Samuel L Jackson also swore to leave the US and move to South Africa if Mr.Trump won the election? He was last spotted with Tarantino in Hollywood filming a typical Tarantino version of Nelson Mandela's life called "Pulp my Bitch Winnie up, she's fiction!"

There you have only a few celebs and politicians who really should button their lips before going public, and last not least, maybe the most bizarre of all! George Bush and Tony Blair infamously said; "We have proof Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!" And the UN are still searching for them!

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