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Saturday, 1 April 2017

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Better unplug the microwave before hitting the hay!

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet.

"Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hotels for us to choose from. How were we to know that all of the penthouse suites were bristling with surveillance cameras?"

"I freely admit hoping that there might be a silver lining to this embarrassment, that this video might boost my career just like Paris Hilton's sex tape did for her, but, I swear, we never had any intention of recording our most intimate moments on camera. I didn't even know we were being recorded until I plugged my laptop computer into the kitchenette microwave the next morning. I tried to hack into the microwave and erase the footage, but by that time it was too late; the MP4 file had already been uploaded to the internet!"

After a long and awkward silence she softly added: "Oy vey! Neither one of us has moaned that loudly since our visit to that old stone wall at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem!"

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