Russian Billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the Rock of Gibralter last week in his super-yacht, and British customs patrolling the rock decided to impound the thing and offered Mr. Melnichenko a ride in a local rowing boat!
After hearing that the yacht had hit the rock, the German shipbuilding company, Nobiskrug, sent their lawyers down because Andrey still owes the company $16,6 million bucks after having his super vessel refurbished! The UK, still a member of the EU, showed some solidarity before Brexit, and chained the giant, floating 7 star private hotel to one of their warships!
Mr. Melnichenko, slightly embarrassed, was last seen by Gibralter monkeys hanging on the side of the rock, sniggering as monkeys tend to do, at the sight of a multi-billionaire in a rowing boat heading towards the harbour with two over-sized, huge breasted bimbos on board, wearing mega-mini-skirts and flashing their camel hooves; a sight to get any devilish monkey hot around the crutch!
It aseems though that the whole thing is a huge mistake because Mr. Melnichenko is worth over $13,3 billion bucks and a paltry sum of $13,3 milion is like monkey-nuts to him! He promptly fired his finance exec for making him look like a monkey in front of a bunch of monkeys from his mobile phone on the rowing boat, landed in Gibralter and invited the Queen for a quick cuppa. His private jet lifted off from Heathrow with the Queen on board; after all the UK would do anything to keep dilpomatic relations with Russia warm even if it means meeting their monkeys in Gibralter!