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Tuesday, 12 December 2006

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British TV broadcaster, Channel 4, is said to be livid by leaked reports giving details of the all-star line up for January's Celebrity Big Brother.

The Spoof believes that this season will see the biggest names yet to appear in the show if the reports can be believed.

Definitely "in" are His Holiness the Pope, Chantelle, Eamonn Holmes and former motorsport commentator, Murray Walker. With possible appearances from Lulu, Terry Wogan, Jade Goody and Wee Jimmy Krankie.

"With such an eclectic mix we can be sure that sparks will fly" said a source close to the show. "We are secretly hoping that a few of the celebs might get down and do the 'bizzo' this time and Holmes and Jade are our hot favourites at present" he continued.

It's been a funny year for Chantelle who shot to fame on the show last year when she was a nobody. Now she's a nobody that everybody knows so she can participate in the show as a fully fledged celebrity in her own right. She told our Showbiz reporter, Oscar Bafta:

"Oh - my - God!...Oh my God!...I can't believe it!... Oh my God!...Oh - my - God!"

A spokesman for the Vatican commented that this was the first of many proposed appearances that the Pontiff is undertaking, to show that he's moving with the times.

Wee Jimmy Krankie told us:


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