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Wednesday, 8 February 2017

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Hello Mr. Kaplan

Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017.

The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the last episode, they were too stupid to realize it was Mr. Kaplan. Red forgot to tell them.

Unknown even to Red, Mr. Kaplan has had a second sex change operation and extensive hormone treatments. Mr. Kaplan will in fact subsequently be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the opening scene he surprises Red in the shower, yelling, "I'm baaaak".

Mr. Kaplan then kidnaps Red and drags him away for a sex change operation. They live happily ever after.

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