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Friday, 6 January 2017

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World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th.

The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand New Rake' and the number one hit 'OO-Er'are practising their wash-board and Banjo, and have even bought a couple of new hay bales for their stage set.

Donald Trump Tweeted: 'I had never heard of the Wurzels, but now they are my favourite group #Cannot Wait #Presidential'
The recommendation gave from clown prince Nigel Farage, who, very much like the Wurzels is completely out of step with the rest of the world.

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