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Sunday, 10 December 2006

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Spears was inaugurated at this nudist colony in south France

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

Ever since the break-up of her marriage to Kevin Federline also known as K-Fed, Britney is fed up being hounded like a celebrity. She knows she is famous, and insists that she did not mean to attract any attention by simply socialising with top socialites Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and revealing her victoria secrets.

Britney's recent display of her naturist side caught the attention of prominent naturist organisations. Unanimously she was voted as President without her knowledge, yet accepted the post without hesitation when contacted by the nude recreation society representatives. "She is glad that she will now be able to be herself without apologising or explaining for her actions to anyone again", said the representatives.

In unrelated news: Kevin Federline is to play "Gaz" in the upcoming Broadway adaptation of the 1997 hit movie 'The Full Monty'.

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