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Sunday, 10 December 2006

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You're nothing if you haven't been in your own homemade porno these days - Anon.

A recent study on sexuality and exhibitionism has revealed teens and actresses are significantly less inhibited than just 10 years ago.

A group of Yale professors did research polling a wide array of college students and theatrical majors they concluded the young, ripe, busting out of their blouses coed of today just aren't as up tight as they use to be.

It seems they all want to be on, Girls Gone Wild, or have their own sex video. They attribute this shift in attitude to Pam Anderson's sex tape with ex husband Tommy Lee and more recently Paris Hilton's naughty outing.

One curvy coed volunteered, "You're nothing if you haven't been in your own homemade porno these days."

High-level celebrity agents with a prestigious management groups are considering making the sex tape a standard part of all fledgling actress promotional packages.

"We're seriously considering sending them over to Chatsworth CA, home of porn, to learn the ropes." Said one agent, Randy Ken, "You just can't compete without doing the deed and having the proof on video said one long time actress."


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Buck E Filbert
Dec 9 2006

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