Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Friday, 8 December 2006

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I am angry too mad to be mizujngrestood - Lohan

Lindsey Lohan has recently been critisized for the letters she's been sending. She wrote condolences to Robert Altmans famly and they were amazed by the rambling they read, here's her latest attempt at written communication:

I am angry. angry too mad to be mizujngrestood. The press maDE IT Covertlley underneeth the meaning of the inoversse but now with the \help and lovin frp,m Donald Trmp I'll geet over it

Bettte Milser fuckin cow sticking her sizaable noze in others biznezz id rether insulting be when it?s my biz anyway. I got bacxking from prezodent Hilliry Cltnon and Bills there to make sure ir?s all Ok when zit?s really Not is tptally uncool to be fer syre!

Hillary duf waas out ani nevr saw one so beautiful to selected Pariz Hi;ton It hurts sooo bAD like she nevr undrstands Britny beinhg a mother foor
All to lovwe and caer for

Thoiiks for listen to me cuz no 1 else understands or could get whats Like to be mei

Now...can anyone say "refund from the private teachers Lindsey had"?

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Buck E Filbert
Dec 8 2006

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