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Friday, 8 December 2006

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Shakespeare's 'porographie' works are largely unknown

How unreal can reality TV go? A new Fox Network show, "My Bare Lady", Is begging the question, can porn girls act? We all know the answer to this but apparently Fox has to see for themselves.

Kirsten Price, Nautica Thorn, Sasha Knox, and Chanel St. James are taken to a reputable London theatrical acting school and are shown the ins and outs of, "to be or not to be" .

Sasha Knox porn veteran of such classic titles as "Down the Hatch #19 and Gang Bang Auditions #20 said, "this is great, I'm really sore, there's no way Shakespeare can be harder than what we usually get up to in these movies".

The producer of the show thinks there's a very strong possibility there will be a, "My Bare Lady 2", there are many things these girls haven't tried yet, perhaps operating heavy construction cranes or flying jumbo jets for example.

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Buck E Filbert
Dec 8 2006

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