In an unprecedented move today Britney Spears vagina has retained council and filed court papers requesting emancipation from Britney Spears body.
Slavery has been banished for over a century in the States, my client feels like she's been sold into indentured servitude with all the flashbulbs and camera clicks.
Council for Spears vagina, Sriff Willie, contends Britney has taken advantage of my client's popularity for her own selfish personal gain. First it's Federline's penis, then it's going out in public, where does it end?
Dr. Phque Quackenbush, a noted physician wasn't sure if this was physically possible. "To separate a woman from her vagina could be a slick slope to ski." He said.
Attorneys contacted to comment on this issue said, this is a landmark case and we're sure the courts will have their hands full with this decision.
Britney's vagina has demanded she be called "Carolina the Vagina".
Agencies in Hollywood are scratching and clawing over one another to represent the most powerful vagina in the world.
In a related story Britney's breasts settled out of court for an undisclosed amount.
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For Buck E Filbert's Video Report
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Buck E Filbert
Dec 8 2006