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Thursday, 7 December 2006

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There's trouble on the horizon for many stars of yesteryear as they're about to be mentioned in a new 'kiss and tell, warts and all, cheese 'n onion explosive exposé on the goings on in BBC in the seventies and eighties.

Former society loose woman, Tanya Rarce, has signed a three book deal with publishing giant Random Phibbs, in a move that has got some of today's whiter than white pillars of society cacking themselves big stylee.

The Spoof believes that there is to be a handful of stars that will get done over in this scandal and there will certainly be a few surprises, not to mention an eyebrow or two raised, when the book comes out and it is published for the public to buy and read.

Among those thought to be implicated are David Coleman, Steve Milkman, Billy Dentist, Tony Quantity-Surveyor and Dora Chemist.

Rarce talks candidly about drug-fuelled orgies regularly held on the 6th floor of TV centre and apparently whatever you wanted was available. And we mean 'anything', anything at all!

Alf Drainpipe who was on the security gate back in them days told us:

"It was common knowledge around here that all sorts were going on up there. I was once sent into Soho to pick up a half a tonne bag of heroin for one session in particular that was held during the Val Doonican Show end of season party. You don't know the half of it mate" insisted Alf.

But actually now we do Alf, because you blabbed it all in return for a six-pack of Fosters and a family sized bag of cashews. Be sure and read our serialisation of Alf's amazing stories starting today on page 7.

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