Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, is said to be totally 'hacked off' at losing his battle against the courts that will see him lose a few bob on royalties.
Multi-millionaire, Sir Cliff, wants to be even richer still as it seems being phenomenally wealthy just isn't good enough any longer. In an extraordinary volley of invective he told The Spoof:
"It's a right f***ing lash up! I done them records back in the fifties and now some f***er's gonna be able to come along soon and be allowed to scoop my wedge! My f***ing wedge if you don't mind! Well I'm thinking of leaving the country as a protest"
Sir Cliff's long-time music buddy, Jethro Tull, is said to beside himself with apoplexy and has called a press conference at his country estate to plead poverty before the World's press.
The Spoof believes that legendary crooner Bing Crosby and King of rock, Elvis Presley, would probably have had the same attitude too as they were both wedged up to the max.
The Spoof says: "That's how them as has it got it and keeps it too"