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Tuesday, 7 June 2016

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Does he or does he not play a major role in this epic finalé? Or is he too cheesy?

After surviving two epic adventures by the thick skin of his wonderful, shiny set of dentures, it seems that aristocratic superhero, Erskine Quint Esq, has been reincarnated and stuck in a time machine, a la H.G.Wells, just prettier though!

After his last near death adventures, Erskine disappeared from the face of the planet leaving his fans in an utter devastated state of total insanity. In fact, suicide records of Beachy Head jump-offs were recorded without parachutes, of course.

Well, all is now well as Erskine was discovered in the year 2566 BC on top an unfinished building site in the middle of the Egyptian desert later to be called a pyramid, without slaves and a plethora of illegal immigrants!

The last we heard, he was in a kneeled position in an ex-Nazi (quite nasty position to be in actually) Bavarian mountain hunting lodge with a German Luger stuck in his neck, and guess who is about to pull the trigger?

Anyway, I'll let your fantasies guess how it all ends, the word "Jihad" comes to mind though?

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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