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Saturday, 4 June 2016

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Snoi has even blocked Tom Snooze's phone number on her cell.

Beverly Hills, CA Tom Snooze expressed his chagrin about his daughter, 10 year-old Snori, being irresponsible, not working anywhere, and most of all, not going up the Scamatology Bridge.

"We believe that children are just adults in a short body and should be treated like an adult. Right now, Snori, from what I hear (Tom has not seen her in over three years), is just roller-coasting through life, taking no responsibility for her future," spoke Tom.

Representatives for Snori quoted her as saying, "It doesn't really matter to me. I don't care anyways. I don't even like his movies. They suck.So does he."

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