Clearly Criminal, FL Almost as famous as he thinks he is movie star Tom Snooze made an announcement that he was quitting the Church of Scamatology in order to spend more time with himself.
"The church did a lot for me, but what I really need right now is to get back to my roots of Risky Business and Taps kind of days," spoke the "actor."
"Now it feels like I'm just covered with body thetans all the time and then I still have these recurring engrams not to mention I feel like I'm just making the same movie over and over again. Wait, which number Mission Impossible is this again? I don't care how many free detail jobs the Scamatologists want to do on my vans, I'm checking into the no-thetan zone!" spoke the thrice-divorced actor.
The Church of Scamatology spokesperson Karin No-Power put out a press release that the next issue of the Scamatology magazine No Advance would be Tom Snooze's hopes and dreams as revealed in his confidential church auditing files.