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Monday, 11 April 2016

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Bill clinton is in the dog house again after butt dialing Hillary during sex.

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home.

The source who wishes to be anonymous tells us that Hillary was in a phone conference with her phone on speaker when Bill butt dialed. Expecting some important news regarding the campaign, Hill Dog switched the call over to her husband and she and her staff heard what could only be described as a raunchy sexual encounter.

Adding to the humiliation of the incident, Hillary was upset because Bill has been using his past heart problems and surgery as an excuse to avoid sex with her.

Bill Clinton has been in the care of the unnamed therapist for the past five years, supposedly to improve his health since he underwent heart by-pass surgery in 2004.

Stranger yet, it's rumored that the political power couple rarely had sex even before Bill's heart surgery. Hillary once confided to a friend that Chelsea was conceived during a time when Bill was drinking heavily: several times he was so drunk, he actually thought Hillary was someone he had picked up in a bar.

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