London, England The Spice Girls announced yet ANOTHER reunion of the band. This time, the reason is purely economic, as were the last eight reunions.
The prematurely old Girl Power band are clearly not "girls" anymore. Years of hard living and partying has taken its toll on the former pin-up girls.
This time the reunion is for a reason near and dear to most of the Spice Girls-lemon-scented adult diapers!
"I can't wait to put on the next pair, they just smell so bloody good!" exclaimed Scary Spice.
"These nappies give me the confidence to go out on stage again and sing the same old songs we've sung hundreds of times before!" exclaimed Ginger Spice.
It was indicated that free product were part of the payment to the aged teen idols.