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Tuesday, 5 December 2006

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Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies were on a treadmill, and phoof! Just like that, they disappeared into thin air right before my eyes", said the instructor.

It has been circulating in the show-biz gossip column recently that the two petite socialites embarked yet on another revolutionary new super diet.

The forensic experts on the scene later tried to elaborate this very rare phenomenon. The experts have confirmed that it is possible to vaporize when the body has no fat to burn. In the absence of any traces of fat in ones body mass, a little exercise will cause the body itself to burn within - thereby causing a chain reaction known as instant dematerialisation. "Even the body has its limitations; I mean how thin you could get beyond that is beyond me", expressed the forensic expert.

Newsflash: Mary-Kate Olsen, Teri Hatcher, Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton are reported missing, they were last seen jogging.

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