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Tuesday, 5 January 2016

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Ain't no mountain high enough!

After storming the Alamo in Texas, it seems that the US has no answer to Erskine Quint Intrepid Adventurer venturing further west into the higher realms of entertainment, movies and out of work waiters because out of work actors are taking their jobs.

Hollywood has opened it's gates to the great British aristocrat adventurer because they had no choice, especially after John Wayne surrendered, Davy Crockett went back to the swamps and the Mexican Army retreated back across the Rio Grande!

Yes, he has arrived in Beverley Hills with all guns smoking, and soon movie moguls will be bending over backwards (quite a normal thing to do if you are on the sofa with up and coming female/male actors flaunting their options) to film the outrageous adventures of Erskine Quint and his Indian sidekick, Kimjabi.

The world is his oyster and Hollywood is about to suck him dry (or his creator) because they obviously realise that Insanity drives the world and to conquer the world one must jump on Erskine's "Insane Train" and James Bond is an ancient, old fart.

So, here we go, Tarantino get your head out of your butt and let the cameras roll!

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