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Tuesday, 1 September 2015

NEW YORK, NY - Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.

The announcement came shortly after President Obama announced that he would be appearing on 'Running Wild with Bear Grylls'. The President and Mr. Grylls will be trekking through the Alaskan wilderness in an effort to highlight the effects of changing the name of Mount McKinley to Mount Denali. The episode will air on NBC later this year.

When "The Spoof" reporter, Anita B. Job, asked Mr. Trump what talent he will be demonstrating, Mr. Trump responded "Sit down, you little slut. Are you on the rag today?" Many pundits believe Mr. Trump will demonstrate his ventriloquism skills, by using the actual bodies and heads of the other Republican presidential candidates

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