Written by Gail Farrelly
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Monday, 20 July 2015

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"Ooh, my new undies are a little tight, but Mr. Humphries of ARE YOU BEING SERVED says they will stretch out with wear."

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch.

She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future trips back to earth, as she has a trunk load of royal knickers to sell, but first she has to give them a good scrub.

After the auction, she headed off to the Victoria's Secret store on Bond Street in London to buy herself some sexy new underwear. "Time for a change," she reportedly told the staff, continuing, "It's a new day, I'm sick of the old Victorian stuff."

Before leaving the store, Queen Victoria borrowed an iPhone from an awed customer and texted Queen Elizabeth II: "Love it here. Always wanted 2 visit the store named after me. Awesome. U shld shop here."

Jolly good!

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