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Friday, 1 December 2006

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Pain in the nude Britney Spears ass

The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.

A lucky shot taken by an even luckier photographer has revealed that Ms. Spears is reluctant to wear panties, preferring to be au naturel downstairs.

The endemic which ensued, following news that the pictures had been leaked onto the Internet, caused several key servers to crash under the strain.

Experts have speculated that Spears' vagina may go down in the annals of history as one the key events of the 21st century.

The Guinness people have already stated the event will be published in the 2009 edition of their World Record book for breaking the record of the largest flash-crowd for just one flash of her bits.

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