Written by D P Whitehead
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Wednesday, 3 June 2015

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For Fucks Sake

89 Year old Betty Jenkins, from Savannah Georgia, says she is completely befuddled by the hype surrounding so called "courageous hero" Bruce Jenner and his alter ego Caitlyn Jenner.

"It's a man in a dress, with a wig, dollops of make up in an image that is clearly photoshopped," said the widowed octogenarian from her home in the leafy suburb of Gordonston.

"I really don't get this transgender, transexual, transvestite rubbish. He is a drag queen. There. I said it," tweeted Betty to her 7 twitter followers. "And What the hell is a 'Kardashian'?" she added.

Jenkins, like many who do not watch shitty reality TV shows, fawn over 'famous' people who don't give a shit about themselves, let alone those who are funding their madness, thinks the whole thing is "fucking ridiculous".

"Why is he a hero? Did he fight in war? Did he help others? Oh, I see, he has a TV show. Thats it then," declared Betty.

"Anyway, good luck to him; whoever the hell he is. Great he wants to be a woman and all, without of course going through the menopause, periods and pregnancy - a bit cheeky if you ask me - a bit like skipping the main course and going straight to dessert. Cunt."

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