Written by Egganface
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Topics: Movies, Star Wars

Saturday, 18 April 2015

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial).

When asked for a comment the director JJ Abrams was not LOST for words and said the unnamed black actor was on the FRINGE of not being an extra. He further commented that he would BELIEVE that this actor would be a PERSON OF INTEREST in further Star War movies.

When pushed for a comment on where the actor is from he said CLOVERFIELD and that actor likes to go under the ALIAS of SUPER 8.

The new Star Wars film is due to be released at Christmas.

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