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Monday, 13 April 2015

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Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today:

"I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today."

He continued;"Most of their writers should be writing health Pamphlets or Obituaries which would not require them to produce nuanced imaginative and powerful wry satire."

Moe went on; "Their scribbling is typical of repressed and rather uptight individuals seeking recognition in a field which should be completely alien to them if they had any self insight and/or introspection."

He concluded; "It's kinda like an idiot thinking he can become President (I'm thinking Ted Cruz here or say Bobby Jindal)

ps Or Sarah Palin

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