Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.
In a new soon to be screened TV reality show called "F**k you, you f***ing bas***d with A*t and D*c" The two stars look set to turn the air blue.
The ex-footballer turned top chef has vowed to out-swear the veteran rocker. Ramsay told The Spoof:
"Ozzy's had his f***ing day. Compared to me he's a w**ky little choirboy! His language would hardly offend the f***ing Pope. He's totally lost it the stupid c**t.
But bat-biter Brummie Ozzy bit back:
"Listen man...that f***ing c**t couldn't hold a f***ing candle to me. He's a f***ing nancy f***ing boy! And his food's a crock of f***ing s**t man!"
It's expected that the late night show, to be hosted by veteran entertainer, Bruce Forsyth, will be watched closely by OFCOM to see if any broadcasting codes are broken. A spokesman told us:
"Just let any of those foul-mouthed c**ts step over the mark and we'll f***ing hang the b****rds out to dry. You f***ing see if we don't.