Written by Ben Dover

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Topics: Scientists, French

Wednesday, 26 November 2003

image for Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."
The horror..THE HORROR!!

Scientists are working around the clock to determine what actually happened to Canuck singer Celine Dion.

"This is a perfectly good reason against heavy drug use..and in favour of forced psychiatric treatment.." says People Magazine writer Joe McKenzie. The main story seems to be that "…she dropped acid, along with her hairstylist, and something horrible, just gawd awful happened. I pray for her soul, and those around her…"

This oddity seems to come at a time when strange things are happening in Dion's life. Just earlier this year, she was caught naked with only a candy bar and a room full of naked midgets in a sleazy Las Vegas Motel.

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