Written by dave nelson
Print this

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

image for TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"
learning at TDLC

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program.

In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget.

Myron Schlocker VP of reality programming from TDLC explained "Just think 'Dancing With the Stars' and then replace their stars with the freaks that our audience just goes wild for AND we are even gonna have our freako stars in the mix with Honey Boo Boo doing a Rhumba with a quadriplegic ex Navy Seal."

Elise Mandelbaum of The Hollywood reporter asked: "It seems to me this may be a new low in your network's exploitation of learning for an audience of morons!"

Schlocker replied; "Well fck you miss big tits! Those morons have a right to watch what they want!"

Make dave nelson's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 5?

2 20 11 3
44 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more