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Saturday, 10 January 2015

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The program, "Jim'll Fix It" is being considered for possible revival with a brand new Jim. The studio hopes to approach various actors for the part of 'Jim', including Captain Tiberius Kerk from the Starship Enterprise.

Within hours of the proposals being announced in the Daily Radio, the magazine was swamped with objections. Despite having a colossal audience, the original show featured a pervert for a compere and the producers wish to avoid a repeat of this mistake at all costs.

The Spoof T.V. critic has it on good authority that a short list of possible Jims includes Jimmy Davidson, Jim Hill, Jim Tarbock, Jimmy Floyd Hassleblack, Jimmy Nails, Jim Carry and Jim the Wonder Dog.

Out: are the blingy jewellery, special armchairs, silly hair styles and Cuban cigar gimmicks.

In: A different 'Jim' every show, including female Jims, chaperones for all guests, a minimum contestant age of 60 and virtual presentation from a supervised locked room.

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